WANTED
Scarlett "Puppypants" Silverstein-Pinix
Wanted For: Theft, Destruction of Private Property, Excessive Cuteness
Description: Redish-Brown Hair, Golden Eyes, ~50lbs
If you see this fugitive report her immediately, do not attempt to approach her as she is extremely dangerous. She has been known to lick her victims nearly to death. Don't be fooled by her seemingly sweet and loving nature, she is a hardened criminal.
Scarlett "Puppypants" Silverstein-Pinix
Wanted For: Theft, Destruction of Private Property, Excessive CutenessDescription: Redish-Brown Hair, Golden Eyes, ~50lbs
If you see this fugitive report her immediately, do not attempt to approach her as she is extremely dangerous. She has been known to lick her victims nearly to death. Don't be fooled by her seemingly sweet and loving nature, she is a hardened criminal.
5 comments:
Oh no....what did she do?
Socks, the more expensive and newer the better, also her travel food bowl, a t-shirt, a glove, and a sharpie.
Well, Darcy peed on my comforter yesterday and then almost got ran over by a car. Sometimes, it's very, very hard to be a dog owner!
At least it's not shoes! I will always remember the Italian boot incident when Duncan was a puppy.
It's like Scarlett is giving you important clues: don't travel with Michael Jackson (white T-shirt, fancy socks and one glove) he will write on your face with a sharpie when you fall asleep.
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